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07-13-2008, 08:29 PM
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Know This About Beards:
Know This About Beards:
Elysium Revisited: Stubble Is Great!!
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WOMEN DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!!!
This simple fact explains the existence of the whole 'seduction community' (a ridiculous title I hate). Every woman in my life told me the same thing - stubble is unattractive - shave, shave, shave. Use a frickin tweezers if necessary. But then... why do men have beards in the first place? If women ACTUALLY preferred babyfaces, even a tinsy-weensy bit, then babyfaces had a genetic advantage over beardys. Over time babyface genes would predominate, right?
You're right Sebastian, frickin right. So why do my genes have a gameplan far removed from the opinions of the women in my life? My genes desperately, desperately want me to have a beard. They lodge an objection, in unison, every morning. Hmmmm... Could it be, COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?!!!!?, that girls prefer beards, or at least stubble (an indicator of beard-growing potential).
Yes, it turns out - nature knows best. The Telegraph headline shouts it: WOMEN PREFER MEN WITH STUBBLE FOR LOVE, SEX AND MARRIAGE.
Women participating in the research rated men with stubble as tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine - and as the best romantic partners, either for a fling or a long-term relationships.
Facial hair may have been sexually selected by females on the basis of associated male success, despite its threatening appearance. Clean-shaven faces therefore may suggest appeasement, as well as being an obvious sign of sexual immaturity.
STOP! Ponder the words. Let them sink in. For beardy's/stubblers: tough, mature, aggressive, dominant, masculine, success. Now, contemplate the words affixed to babyfaces: appeasement, sexual immaturity.
What women say they want and what they respond to in the real world are completely different things. Grasp this and you've grasped a great deal. Go to sleep, we'll talk again soon.
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07-14-2008, 01:25 PM
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I shaved once and my girlfriend HATED it - I've been sporting a 5 o'clock shadow for 3 years now!
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07-14-2008, 01:32 PM
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What Human Females desire sexually and what is acceptable in corporate America are 2 different things. You don't see many stubbly CEOs... Steve Jobs? Larry Ellison?
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07-15-2008, 12:04 AM
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Don't forget Richard Branson!
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07-15-2008, 12:34 AM
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CincinnatiSports Hall of Famer
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Who wouldn't want this man to run their company? The king of stubble!
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"Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else." - Frederic Bastiat, Essays on Political Economy, 1872
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