Cincinnati Sports Forums - Reds, Bengals, UC Bearcats and Xavier - Cincinnati Bearcats http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums en Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:50:06 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums/images/misc/rss.jpg Cincinnati Sports Forums - Reds, Bengals, UC Bearcats and Xavier - Cincinnati Bearcats http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums UC vs. Fresno State http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums/cincinnati-bearcats/16825-uc-vs-fresno-state.html Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:03:55 GMT Halftime in this crazy game. Like the defense for the most part, the offense has shown flashes of continuing last year's excellence. However, way too many mental mistakes. The offensive line is getting slaughtered, Collaros looks SHORT, and waaaay too many times they aren't even able to get the play off.

I can't believe I'm staying up for this crap! No more late west coasts games, Mike Thomas! ]]> Cincinnati Bearcats Woodmania http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums/cincinnati-bearcats/16825-uc-vs-fresno-state.html UC vs. Okla. Groupon http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums/cincinnati-bearcats/16782-uc-vs-okla-groupon.html Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:39:47 GMT Today's Groupon is for the Cincinnati-Oklahoma game at Paul Brown Stadium. But forget that. I want whatever drugs the copy writer was on when he wrote down this speil:
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In the animal kingdom, football is played with cheetah running backs, buffalo linemen, and a seagull that is forced to curl up and act as the ball. Catch humanity's version of the animals' gridiron gallantry...

Red and black will buzz around Paul Brown Stadium like a giant bumblebee dipped in raspberry jam...

The stadium, home of the Bengals, is nicknamed "The Jungle" for the interior walls covered in orange-and-black tiger stripes, its jungle motif, and the fact that it takes up 6% of the earth's land mass...
I just love the random facts thrown in with the middle school poetry of a student who just learned what a simile is.

Also, not all of these facts are correct. The deal includes tickets to a UC basketball game. And if you're not up to speed, here's their version of Basketball 101:
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Basketball is so fast-paced that if you aren't up on all the latest rules (issued each September by the American Basketball Councilary), you may not be able to follow the game. Here are the basics you need to know to enjoy all four basketball periods:
Go Bearcats! Fight for "all four basketball periods!" ]]> Cincinnati Bearcats Woodmania http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums/cincinnati-bearcats/16782-uc-vs-okla-groupon.html Lance Stephenson arrested http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums/cincinnati-bearcats/16645-lance-stephenson-arrested.html Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:40:32 GMT Everyone was afraid of this happening when he was at UC...at least he waited until he left to show up on the police blotter.

Pacers' Rookie Lance Stephenson Arrested For Assaulting Girlfriend - Indy Cornrows ]]> Cincinnati Bearcats osu99jp http://www.cincinnatisports.com/forums/cincinnati-bearcats/16645-lance-stephenson-arrested.html