Shantyman's guy - at it again

[Franny]

From the Mighty MJD

Your Offseason Dose Of Clinton Portis

Clinton Portis was on a DC radio show on Friday, doing a phone interview to plug a charity event he had going at a bowling alley. He starts off the interview by saying, “I’m only willin’ to talk x-rated”… and that pretty much set the tone.

Now, I think the hosts are enormous douchebags, but it’s still one hell of an interview. It’s the kind of interview that, if David Stern heard it, he’d say to himself, “No matter what problems we might have in the NBA… at least we don’t have that guy.” Go here, click “4/14 Clinton Portis,” and enjoy CP discussing:

• The differences between black porn and white porn
• Taping himself having sex
• Being racially profiled
• How he committed to Miami at a strip club
• How Ken Dorsey was “breakin’ the soccer team down” at Miami
• Not paying Ifeanyi Ohalete for the #26

[shantyman]

I thought he was more entertaining as the zany guy who dressed up as characters other than himself.

[Franny]

I always thought Portis was cheap and not funny but there are a lot of blogs referencing this radio interview, I guess it's supposed to be pretty damn funny. I will be listening to it tonight.