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Old 06-20-2006, 12:40 PM
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Holy shit!

http://www.bigbensucks.com/
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Old 06-20-2006, 01:28 PM
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Damn, this dude hates BigBen more than all of us combined.

Props on the Site!
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Old 06-20-2006, 01:44 PM
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Awesome new nickname from the site:

BigBendover!!!!


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Old 06-20-2006, 03:07 PM
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Seriously, why can't some people have a sense of humor? Lance's blog says that Bengals fans have "reached a new low" with the creation of this site. If by "reached a new low" he means, "become even more hilarious" then I agree. His blog also agrees whole-heartedly with the "doctor" from that Pittsburgh newspaper article that says Bengals fans on the internet have underdeveloped brains.

That site is AWESOME.
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:32 PM
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Have you heard about the "classy" Pittsburgh fans? The lady who was involved in the accident with Veggieburger has been getting threats!
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Whoever has been threatening her obviously has an underdeveloped brain that cannot perspectivize human tragedy.

It's her fault that the guy with no helmet and no motorcycle license head-butted the pavement.
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Make that, "flying-head-butted the pavement" a la Chris Benoit.
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I'm laughing my butt off. That is just too funny. We affectionately (NOT) refer to Ben around here as Worthlessburger. I don't know what it is about him he just irritates the crap out of me.
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Worthlessberger--it probably comes out about like that now when Ben tries to say it, what with his jaws being wired shut or whatever they're doing to fix him. Wear a freakin' helmet, dude!
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Something I was thinking about the other day....

We still have not seen a post-wreck picture of Turdberger. Why? I know I want to see what the hell he looks like. There must be a picture out there somewhere, right?

Don't you think the National Enquirer would be interested in such a picture? He was the Super Bowl winning QB. It was a national story. Are there no paparazzi in Pittsburgh?

If I drove over there and managed to get a good picture of him with my digital camera, how much do you think I could sell it to a tabloid for? $1,000? $5,000? $10,000? He's definitely not Brangelina's baby, but his ugly ass has to be worth something.
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Deadspin put out a request for the first REAL BigBen photos and no one has responded. I guess he walked into the Steelers Facilities wearing a green mask and there were reports that his face is not swollen anymore.
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Fuck. I missed that on Deadspin. If his face isn't swollen anymore, why is he walking around with masks and hoods on? I bet he looks like a mess.

Here's his officially licensed '07 NFL jersey.
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Fuck. I missed that on Deadspin. If his face isn't swollen anymore, why is he walking around with masks and hoods on? I bet he looks like a mess.

Here's his officially licensed '07 NFL jersey.
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White Magic, your comments were so funny I posted them over at neogaf. I hope you do not mind.
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White Magic, your comments were so funny I posted them over at neogaf. I hope you do not mind.
No, that's cool. I should have photoshopped a #7 onto the front of the cloak.
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