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06-20-2006, 12:40 PM
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BigBenSucks.com
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06-20-2006, 01:28 PM
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06-20-2006, 01:44 PM
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Awesome new nickname from the site:
BigBendover!!!!
Bwahahaha
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06-20-2006, 03:07 PM
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Seriously, why can't some people have a sense of humor? Lance's blog says that Bengals fans have "reached a new low" with the creation of this site. If by "reached a new low" he means, "become even more hilarious" then I agree. His blog also agrees whole-heartedly with the "doctor" from that Pittsburgh newspaper article that says Bengals fans on the internet have underdeveloped brains.
That site is AWESOME.
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06-20-2006, 03:32 PM
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Have you heard about the "classy" Pittsburgh fans? The lady who was involved in the accident with Veggieburger has been getting threats!
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06-20-2006, 03:36 PM
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Whoever has been threatening her obviously has an underdeveloped brain that cannot perspectivize human tragedy.
It's her fault that the guy with no helmet and no motorcycle license head-butted the pavement.
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06-20-2006, 03:36 PM
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Make that, "flying-head-butted the pavement" a la Chris Benoit.
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06-28-2006, 01:20 PM
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I'm laughing my butt off. That is just too funny. We affectionately (NOT) refer to Ben around here as Worthlessburger. I don't know what it is about him he just irritates the crap out of me.
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06-28-2006, 07:16 PM
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Worthlessberger--it probably comes out about like that now when Ben tries to say it, what with his jaws being wired shut or whatever they're doing to fix him. Wear a freakin' helmet, dude!
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06-28-2006, 07:21 PM
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Something I was thinking about the other day....
We still have not seen a post-wreck picture of Turdberger. Why? I know I want to see what the hell he looks like. There must be a picture out there somewhere, right?
Don't you think the National Enquirer would be interested in such a picture? He was the Super Bowl winning QB. It was a national story. Are there no paparazzi in Pittsburgh?
If I drove over there and managed to get a good picture of him with my digital camera, how much do you think I could sell it to a tabloid for? $1,000? $5,000? $10,000? He's definitely not Brangelina's baby, but his ugly ass has to be worth something.
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06-28-2006, 07:56 PM
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Deadspin put out a request for the first REAL BigBen photos and no one has responded. I guess he walked into the Steelers Facilities wearing a green mask and there were reports that his face is not swollen anymore.
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06-28-2006, 11:57 PM
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Fuck. I missed that on Deadspin. If his face isn't swollen anymore, why is he walking around with masks and hoods on? I bet he looks like a mess.
Here's his officially licensed '07 NFL jersey.

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06-29-2006, 08:35 AM
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Fuck. I missed that on Deadspin. If his face isn't swollen anymore, why is he walking around with masks and hoods on? I bet he looks like a mess.
Here's his officially licensed '07 NFL jersey.

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Bwahahahahaha!
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06-29-2006, 01:57 PM
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White Magic, your comments were so funny I posted them over at neogaf. I hope you do not mind.
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06-29-2006, 02:52 PM
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White Magic, your comments were so funny I posted them over at neogaf. I hope you do not mind.
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No, that's cool. I should have photoshopped a #7 onto the front of the cloak. 
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