Letter From A Buckeye Fan

[Franny]

This was on Michigan Zone yesterday. I love the I hate Gerald Ford followed by I hate Chris Sabo comment. Classic.

As you read the email below, remember: somebody actually took time out of their life to sit down and write this.

Date: Sunday, October 29, 12:53 PM
From: joshua wyrick ohiostate_fan_2002@yahoo.com
To: michiganzone
Subject: Michigan
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My hate goes deeper than anyone can imagine for michigan. I hate their coach. I hate that stupid banner. I hate their stadium. I hate their players. I hate that gay helmet. I hate the maze rage (learn to rhyme by the way). I hate Bo. I hate your "tradition". I hate Rumeul Robinson. I hate that Mike Hart gets 4.1 ypc and Pittman gets 6.0 ypc, but Hart is "better". I hate your half national championship. I hate bob uefer. I hate the gay florescent yellow pants. I hate the fans that can't name a single player other than talking about tom brady's nfl career. I hate the underground fishbowl (I needed to state that fact again because I hate it so much). I hate Crysler arena and how ghetto it is. I hate michigans campus, which consists of run down frat houses and brick buildings falling apart used as classrooms. I hate Fielding Yost. I hate Gerald Ford. I hate Chris Sabo. I hate the new away uniforms with yellow stripes on it. I hate the "fab" 5. I hate the band uniforms (I didn't know every fall Saturday was queer day in the band section). I hate John Navarre and his biggest butt in football history. I hate the cowbell in the Michigan crowd. I hate the fight song. I hate Mario Manningham. I hate Shawn Crable. I hate Prescott Burgess. I hate the marshmallow throwers in the endzone corner. I hate Desmond Howard. I hate the small tunnel going under the stadium for the players. I hate the pressbox that looks like a giant sideways skyscraper built in 1920 and never fixed up. I hate the bathrooms at the big house. I hate the 6 inch seats. I hate the fat ushers. I hate the University of Michigan