Official Things I Hate About Lance McAllister Thread

[cincyhokie]

Listen to the seriousness in his voice as he "strikes out" batters at the Reds Hall of Fame. I actually feel sorry for the guy.

YouTube - ‪The soft tossing lefty....a strike throwing machine‬‏

[osu99jp]

I always get the biggest laughs when "tough guy Lance" makes an appearance on his blog. If he's not talking trash about Chris Carpenter and his son, he's channelling his inner Ty Cobb with hilarious mental images like this:

Stubbs

Baltimore pitchers had thrown 9 consecutive balls and walked back to back batters with bases loaded. Stubbs was swining on a 1-0 pitch and grounded into an inning ending force. Had I been Dusty I would have walked onto the field, put my finger in the batting helmet earhole of Stubbs and walked him off the field, for a seat on the bench. But that's just me. I'm not a players manager.

As soon as you got one fingernail in Stubbs' earhole, you'd have his fuckin' hands wrapped around your throat as teammates raced to pull him off of you, douchebag.

[Franny]

Originally Posted by cincyhokie

Listen to the seriousness in his voice as he "strikes out" batters at the Reds Hall of Fame. I actually feel sorry for the guy.

YouTube - ‪The soft tossing lefty....a strike throwing machine‬‏

His son seemed impressed.

[cincyhokie]

"Dad, throw harder."

Should have asked "Dad, why are you throwing?"

[Rambo]

With the Reds-Cardinals series coming up on Monday, I wonder if Lance will start his internet tough guy Cardinals smack.

[cincyhokie]

Friday July 1st. Reds are 2 games out of first place with the first place Indians coming into town.

In Cincinnati our sports talk radio consists of 3 hours of discussing whiffle ball and tennis ball homerun derby in Anderson Township during Lance's childhood. Coincidentally, this is the last period of his life that he affiliated with people called "friends".

Thanks, goober!

[Rambo]

From Lance's blog today.

I'm on vacation next week...so brace yourself
If my vacation track record holds, the NFL lockout will end and the Reds will swing a deal. Here is an unofficial list of things that have happened while I was on vacation:
Bengals sign TO
Reds traded fro Scott Rolen
Bob Huggins fired
Mick Cronin hired
UC vs UK NCAA hoops
Thad Matta hired by OSU
Skip Prosser died
Marge Schott died
Reds signed Eric Milton
Ken Griffey, Jr. traded from the Reds to the White Sox
Reds traded for Eddie Guardado
ESPN/1530HOMER switched signals from AM 1360 to AM 1530
Barry Larkin vetoed a trade to the Mets and signed a three-year contract extension.

Just watch. The NFL will agree to a new CBA next week and the Reds will make a trade and we'll have to listen to Lance whine and complain for days about how big things always happen when he's on vacation.

[Cincy4life14]

Gose is a cool cat and awesome on the radio. You all are just HaTeRs

[Whammy]

Is he still on the radio?