Republican Convention Schedule Leaked

[Franny]

As we all witness history taking place out in Denver, CO - it's important to not forget the upcoming Republication National Convention as well.

Republican Convention Schedule Leaked!

7:00 pm – Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution
7:15 pm – Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave
7:35 pm – "The Pleasu res of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig
8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter – "My Life as a Man"
8:55 pm – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – Ohio Rep. Bob Ney
9:05 pm – Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley " Joys with Young Boys"
9:25 pm – Oliver North – " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"
9:40 pm – Bill O' Reilly – " The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"
10:00 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm – Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.
10:35 pm – N.R.A. President hosts an assault riffle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm – President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.
11:15 pm – Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm – Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab
11: 45 pm – Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham
12:20 am – Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy – Lock picking secrets
12: 40 am – Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz – "How to lie your Country into a War"
1:00 am – Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay – "Tips on Money Laundering"
1:15 am – Hookers arrive for after party

[bearcat428]

that's a copy of this

"2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda"

7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Bar ney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Present ed to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am Nomination of&nbs p;Barack Hussein Obama by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am Coronation of Barack Hussein Obama
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[PokerDude]

It has been interstgin watching the Delusional Neurotics Convention...

Can wait to see what useless rehtoric empty suit "homey" has prepared...I listened to his unpatriotic wife yak the other night...you heard it hear folks...the first time she blurts..." use know whut I sayin'"....it's over.

[osu99jp]

Originally Posted by PokerDude

you heard it hear folks...the first time she blurts..." use know whut I sayin'"....it's over.

I agree. If she actually says that, it's over.

[bearcat428]

the fact that obama is a marxist, i find it depressing he's even been considered let alone nominated. i still believe mccain is going to back into the presidency. he's the luckiest politician ever. michelle saying something with some sort of accent, will have no bearing....the fact that she's never been proud of her country until her husband was considered for presidential nomination should.

[PokerDude]

Bearcat...NOBODY CALLS HER ASS TO THE CARPET ON IT.....EVER!

What about the the youtube..."Whitey" video. NOTHING

Did you see that look on her face last night a few times? I can't remember if it was when Clinton or Angry Kid Joe was speaking but she had this "gangsta"...."yeah daz right we gonna take over dis nation" look...it was horrible and she was going that little sly "gangsta" slow nod with the head....truly pathetic.

I am just waiting until Empty Suit has to answer a real question. So Mr Obama...just how "tiny" is Iran? You all did see that from May right?

[V3n0M]

Here's the schedule of the true conservative Republican rally*, where I'll be on Tuesday:

Rally for the Republic Official Schedule

Tuesday’s Rally for the Republic schedule:
11:30 - Doors open
12:30 - Intro: Tucker Carlson
12:40 - National Anthem: Matt Colvin
12:50 - Invocation: Barb Davis White
12:55 - Howard Phillips
1:10 - Doug Wead
1:30 - Tom Woods
1:50 - Grover Norquist
2:10 - Lew Rockwell
2:30 - Bill Kauffman
2:50 - Special Guest
3:10 - Bruce Fein
3:35 - Gov. Jesse Ventura
4:05 - John Tate‚ Campaign for Liberty Presentation
4:25 - Gov. Gary Johnson
5:00 - Aimee Allen
6:00 - Break
7:00 - Intro: Barry Goldwater
7:05 - Ron Paul
8:05 - Sara Evans
9:30 - End of Program
9:30 - Jimmie Vaughan After Party

*(as opposed to the neo-con/liberal rally across town)

[osu99jp]

Anyone see the Today Show this morning? There was segment about all the celebs partying in Denver this week, and it touched on the fact that the Republican party has so little celebrity support when compared with the Democrats (I kinda prefer it this way...nothing more irritating than a bunch of preachy, glib entertainers telling me what's what).....then they cut to a video clip of John McCain being endorsed by Daddy Yankee...for those not "in the know", Daddy Yankee is a popular Latino rapper....it was the funniest sight I've seen all week...McCain and Daddy Yankee...side by side.

[PokerDude]

I can see it now...he is going to get up there tonight and wave his little "messiah like" hands and the world is going to be all better....this SOB reminds me of some punk ass we have here in our office who is completely unqualified to be in his position but speaks so much rehtoric because he knows he is in over his head people are "amazed".

If we see what we want to be we will be what we see....we are the change we have been waiting for....we will rise to the occasion and rise above it into success....

"ohhhh....obama...you so great...you so awesome....we love you messiah we love you." I can all this bullshit now...

For what is probably one of the most historic moments in our country's history...the nomination of an colored person for the presidency...it is an embarassment to the world that we have to have this shit spewing substanceless socialist up there as the representative of it. If I was an african american...I would be ashamed that this is "that moment"

[i like fried chicken]

Did you see that look on her face last night a few times? I can't remember if it was when Clinton or Angry Kid Joe was speaking but she had this "gangsta"...."yeah daz right we gonna take over dis nation" look...it was horrible and she was going that little sly "gangsta" slow nod with the head....truly pathetic.

(shaking my head)

[i like fried chicken]

"ohhhh....obama...you so great...you so awesome....we love you messiah we love you." I can all this bullshit now...

For what is probably one of the most historic moments in our country's history...the nomination of an colored person for the presidency...it is an embarassment to the world that we have to have this shit spewing substanceless socialist up there as the representative of it. If I was an african american...I would be ashamed that this is "that moment"[/quote]

(shaking my head)